Standard Friday thoughts. A word vomit of what is going on in my head.
Men. What are they? What type of creatures are they? Were we really created from their rib? Why oh why do I clench my bum when I am nervous?
Fek men! Happy happy birthday to Miss Ciara Doran!!! I can not wait to see your legs on saturday night attached to those fabulous shoes! Lewis you give me hope for mankind. Maybe you are the key to what woman want. All hail Lewis McKinstry!