Friday, 20 June 2014

LMKtoday: Who's that girl??

Yeah, yeah, I'm writing again. Yeah I am shit, yes I know I need to be constint in blogging. Blah Blah Blah. But I bought some new stuff and I want to show you. Cause I can do that now cause I am shopping :D It's like a party in my pants but better.  So click on LMKtoday and my thoughts will be projected on to your screen.

Also, happy birthday to my sausage sorella! 17 today, watch out roads!!!

Monday, 7 April 2014

Soon to be Mrs Jenso…the proposal + ring!

Massively underplayed by my fiancĂ© click here on Jenso's engagement to see exactly how the big man popped the q. Hopefully it will make you smile even a micro percent of the amount that I did :)

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

How to not get FAT in and office (personal experience)

Jenso here...

I've popped my office cherry BOOOOOMM have a look and see how a first time suit has coped in the strenuous 9-5 environment.

Also I dare you NOT to laugh at the videos/memes...

Have a wee scroll, ahhh go me, your boss isn't looking

Friday, 14 March 2014

Zoe J and the Bi Polar Diet

I often dream this is true but it unfortunately is NOT!!!!

It's a daily fight with Mr Cadbury for me... can i have fine beyonce but and the chocolate... its time to find out!

Friday, 7 March 2014

Thursday, 27 February 2014


Your daily dose of semi nude man


Date Night ideas that might just set your loins burning for your lover once more.

Clickhere for some options to keep it interesting folks, and i'm not talking leather and lashings (gutter brains!!)

p.s think i may just make this my screen saver
p.p.s jokes
p.p.p.s obv i'll make my boyfriend my screen saver ;)

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

Zoe J: We will always have Paris.

Zozo is away for Paris.

Let us all be jealous & hope she has a horrible time. Nah! We only joking!!!........well kind off.

 Follow her on Zozo

Thursday, 20 February 2014

LMKtoday: getting back to fashion

It's me!! Taking stupid selfies, talking about clothes that I like and am now able to buy! Trying to get out of my lazy routine & wear more exciting outfits rather than the same boring skater dress 3 days in a row.

Come into my wardrobe again.  Everything is colour coded & sorted by style. 


Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Spank Jim Carrey or marry Bradley from SClub 7?

Seems the common thread for me is airing all my deepest, darkest inner secrets right here click in and have a nosey
oh yeah and I may also have discovered the secret to making these come true. It only took me 13 years. Believe it or not the man who held the answers, Jim Carrey!

No Jim...Spank you! 

Sunday, 16 February 2014

Zoe J: Yea but, its my birthday so i'l do whatever the feck i like

Only joking, i got my shit together and wrote a blog,

Warning mild references to birthdays, puppies, Sochi 2014, facebook and listening to people in coffee shops!
who's weirder? me for listening or them... for being weird
Click here

You know you have a BEST friend when she draws on her face for you... see the vid on my instagram @zoejwatson
(and incase your wondering, this is a screen shot of LKs phone, yes our bums are her backround, she has Jenny is in her phone as skinny bitch, me as The Boss, and our wats app group is called "smells delish zo'... hopefully that answers most questions you could have)

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

LMK Today: 25 things to know by the time you are 25.


It is I. Laurina Margaret Kennedy.  (that is where the M comes from if you ever wondered.) It was a fellow Dearest Diary blogger, writer and bitch birthday at the weekend, Miss Zoe J Watson! Happy Birthday Zoey Hoey!

I love you as much as we love Harry Potter which is alot. This was us on Friday night.  I am obviously in the mask (what I look like without make up)

In keeping in the spirit of Birthdays I have wrote a post on 25 things you should know by the age of 25. Check it out here. Click me!!!

Saturday, 1 February 2014

do something...

i got all proactive and instead of giving something up for 'FEB FAST' (have a nosey it's an aussie tradition) I decided to do something. Considering if you check out my '3 peas in a pod' section i've basically sacrificed my taste buds and alcohol for the year, this i time i decided not to go without but to go WITH! Have a wee jeff juke (look for all you non cockneys) Read here on Jenso

Listen to Nike 

Check out my old friend the bird :0 


Friday, 31 January 2014

LMK Today: Opposite sex & word vomit

Standard Friday thoughts. A word vomit of what is going on in my head.

Men. What are they? What type of creatures are they? Were we really created from their rib? Why oh why do I clench my bum when I am nervous?

Fek men! Happy happy birthday to Miss Ciara Doran!!! I can not wait to see your legs on saturday night attached to those fabulous shoes! Lewis you give me hope for mankind. Maybe you are the key to what woman want. All hail Lewis McKinstry!

For my word vomit, please do click here. LMK Today

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

LMK Today

It's that time of year again! It's the West Coast Cooler Belfast Fashionweek time!!! Even writing West Coast Cooler makes my mouth water for one. Check it out here

Jayne heard that there was going to be hot men at the launch. She thought she would wait for them here.

Getting Appropriately Sweaty

No apologies just a warning 

"this blog post contains seriously awesome information that is most likely to create 6 pack side effects"Intrigued? Click here baby

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

LMK Today: Skin and Smelly feet

I had a lovely facial at Bellaire on Saturday afternoon, check out my experience :D

I also bought new trainers. Velcro Pumas are apparently not in anymore. When did that happen?!?!

Check it out here. Click me!!

Monday, 20 January 2014

LMK Today

Rant aimed towards Zoe J Watson. She may be my best friend, I may love her but doesn't mean I have to like her at the minute.

Fuk u Zoe J
Click to find out why

Friday, 17 January 2014

No more dirty dancing with the mayor...

Jenso's decided to share a few booze fuelled the reason she's gone off the sauce for a WHOLE YEAR! Plus what an excellent excuse to perve on RDJ even if he has gone and got weird blond hair...

Thursday, 16 January 2014

LMK Today


Off to the shops I go!!!! Find out what I have bought since I have come off my shopping ban. I promise it is not a lot.  It is all things that I need! Well....kind of. Click here!  LMK Today

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

ZJW Pops Blogging Cherry

She's got fingers that can reach from Belfast to Dublin pick up a pint of Guiness from the factory and bend back to Belfast again...It's ZJW and she's shared her first mind thoughts. Check out Blog 1 from Zoe.

Click here bitaches


Hey girl. Whatcha' doing?
Hey girl. Where you going?
You get down, and make a frown;
She'll come turn, turn, turn it around;
She'll come turn, turn, turn it around
Who's that girl? Who's that girl?
Who's that girl? Who's that girl?
It's Jen!

Check out Jenny's first blog post!!! Click right here!!! Jenso

Friday, 10 January 2014

LMK Today

Housekeeping!! Please enter when ready.

It's me again.  Notice something different about the layout??? Yup! You smart cookie you! If you want to read my blog posts then click on LMK today
The tab darling!!!! It's all in the tab!!!

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Lmk Today

To Learn why I disappeared off the face of the earth in October & stopped blogging about my challenge, click on my tab: LMK Today